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If Hitler was born as a blond female…..
Yeah nobody like captain marvel
That one dude who is overly American (e.g. Eating hot dogs and going to baseball games)
Boy, he is such a captain merica
The leader of a squad, who everybody listens to
I wanted to go to mcdonalds, but squad captain wanted burger king so we went there instead
A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".
Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...
'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'
Someone who has done everything usually all unproven
Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets
Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)