Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

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bothered cream

who knows what this means... believed to originate from chancellors school, herts, england.
probably from the phrase 'bothered'.
some stupid idiot thought it made sense and it caught on.

Person 1: Oh no, you havn't done your homework.
Person 2 (chav): bothered cream

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cream dog

When you cum in the air and it slides down the top of your dick like mustard on a hot dog

"last night i let your mum nibble on my cream dog"

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cream toss

The act of putting whipped cream on ones finger and inserts into some ones vagina.

Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?

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Cream of Meat

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.

"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."

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Cock Cream

Sperm vomited out of a girls ass into a morning cup of joe

Yummy, please pass the cock cream Jeff. It would be delectable with this coffee.

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cream egg

cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.

its usually a lesbian party trick.

'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'

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