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I person who hunts jews for the gold quarters the keep in their jew pants. Many Jew hunters these days are acctually jewish people just looking for more quarters.
Sam "Today I got caught by a jew hunter"
Sam's Jew Wife "Oh Dear! Are your quarters safe?"
Sam "He got the ones in my pouch but I had some hiden in my Jew sock"
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Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.
Playing mad libs
Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"
Woman: "Kosher?"
Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."
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A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
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The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god
Allah is a jew deal with it
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someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
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1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.
2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.
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