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Karen

A woman between 40 and 80, she goes to church and is still working out how to use emojis. She takes her selfies with her arm way too high.

Dude, what a Karen.

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

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Karen

A Karen is a woman who thinks she is superior above all and will scream until your ears bleed if something very minor goes wrong. She has the trademark Karen haircut, an SUV, forces her kids into soccer practice, supports anti-vaxx, thinks she will die from wearing a mask, and is slowly killing her children with her beliefs. Their natural habitat is a white suburban neighborhood. Her trademark saying is "Go back to your country". She is racist and homophobic and will sue everyone and everything until she sees the manager. When she sees someone who isn't white and straight she will accuse them of anything.

Person: *parks their car*
Karen: why did you park your car next to mine?
Person:.... because their was an empty parking spot?
Karen: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU BLACK MAN YOU DID THIS AS AN ACT OF TERRORISM *throws profanity and racist slurs at said person*
Person: okay then.

by Ireallyhavenothingtodo September 23, 2020

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Karen

An annoying little bastard, usually seen around healing crystal shops and talking to the manager of your favorite store. This stuck up little Karen is a grown up version of a VSCO girl. If you see one, run and hide. Throw "Save the Yellow-Bellied Toads" pamphlets to distract and outrage this beast.

Little Jimmy ran into Karen, and was immediately lectured on why video games such as Crossy Road are dangerous for our society, and how the Earth is flat and Save the Turtles.

by That one annoying grammar kid April 7, 2020

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KAREN

A person or group of persons who believe they are entitled to Aldi finds before they date they are scheduled. The entitlement they feel is all rules should be ignored (for themselves) because it benefits their lives better than a true system that everyone can conform to.

Look at that Karen she thinks all the Aldi finds should be hers and she is better than everyone else. Then she posts about it on Facebook and how it supports her own Agenda instead of being a decent human being. What a Karen

by BigRowdy49 June 17, 2020

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Karen

A group of persons (typically women) who feel The Aldi Finds should be distributed before the recommended dates. This way they get the deals before rule abiding shoppers can get them. (Over privileged Group).

That Karen thinks she’s the bees knees and should be able to bogart all the Aldi finds.

by BigRowdy49 June 16, 2020

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Karen

The lady that will always take the children away from you when you divorce her. The lady that will never stop asking for the manager at the dollar tree and the lady that will check your daughters backpack.

You see Karen over there?
URGH! The one that asked to see my manager the day i started my job?

by mxrie.km November 30, 2019

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Karen

A mom who complains to managers and you need to watch out for

Omg karen just because mcdonalds line is long doesnt mean you report it

by Karen260 January 21, 2020

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