Random
Source Code
Random
That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
A peacock. Because they're colorful and iridescent and ready to party.
That rave turkey at the zoo was strutting his as off!
The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.
Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.
The Big Turkey is the Turkey with the largest pectorals. In crazy attempts to show his dominance, he will go as far as killing them in the process.
Big Turkey is also used as an Xbox term when speaking of an expert Halo Player. Big Turkey's generally range between 20-30 kills per game.
"I just got wrecked by the Big Turkey..."
Hmu xbox live @BigTurkey9er9er
The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
When semen drips out of a woman’s vagina post intercourse
Billy really enjoyed smelling those turkey drippings on her panties.
After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey
Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey