vitamin water

The greatest beverage to mankind as we know it. It is as if God himself gave J. Darius Bikof the power to combine vitamins and water, and graced us with this delicious yet all so healthy drink.

Person 1: Im going to the store you want anything

*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*

Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!

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water bowl

female genitalia, vagina, particularly a shaved one

Erica has a big water bowl.

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Water Sandwich

When one drinks a glass of water between alcoholics beverages.

I would've gotten so fucked up if I hadn't been doing water sandwiches.

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Water 40

Drinking Water out of a 40oz bottle that Alcohol was originally in.

For those that can't afford bottled water and/or a Nalgene

Tip: Use a Darker bottle to make your "Water 40" appear to be real Alcohol.

"Yo Bro can I get a Swig of that King Cobra 40 oz"
"DUDE This Aint No Beer, it's a Damn Water 40"

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Dirty Water

(pronounced as der-ee wuh-der)

Spit.

"Don't get dirty water on my faceu!"

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Water Zoo

Another word for a Aquarium

Example:

Two friends are talking...

Friend 1 "What are you doing today?"

Friend 2 "Im going to the Water Zoo"

Friend 1 "Oh you mean the Aquarium"

Friend 2 "yeah Its the same thing"

Friend 1 "Fairplay"

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Chummin' the waters

Excreting feces which has the characteristics of beef stew or chili; usually feces lacks substance and solidity.

"I need to go chum the waters"

"Why did he go to the bathroom?"
"He's chummin' the waters."

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