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someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh
'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS
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Said by players who get a bad beat or rivered.
Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK
Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot
Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."
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An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.
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The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.
Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.
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Its a hand, and, its the left one..
smack you up with my LEFT hand.
Lets shake left hands.
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noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
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A legal hand job performed by a massousse.
If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.
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