A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments
What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet
Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?
The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE