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Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments

I hate the trumpet

by jobug0228 June 7, 2022


Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019


Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 30, 2019


trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016


Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018


Trumpet

A Trump supporter.

Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?

by SunnyHybrid January 9, 2021


Trumpet

The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.

Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE

by TrumpetsAreBetter February 8, 2020