a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish
Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?
When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
A man with a trumpet touching you sister
Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "
"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”
donald trump below the rust belt of america
damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.
A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing