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When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.
I'm Trumpetized of walls.
To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.
I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!
The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.
When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
When a girl does a handstand and you fuck her in the ass
I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night
Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"