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When a girl is impatient for a males private part. And she is very wet for that part.
Everybody might not be patient for that twilight cock
When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.
Lily- OME I'm having a Twilight-attack look at Bella's bracelet
Alexandra- OME it's AMAZING
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Movie based on horrible but oddly entertaining book of the same name by author Stephenie Meyer. Full of epic lulz and sparkly goodness.
"Dude, the Twilight Movie = EPIC FAIL. SEW GOOD."
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Teenagers showing up in the ER complaining of severe bite wounds to the neck. Caused by a partner trying to be romantic and fit with the new vampire fetish spawned by the plot of Twilight. If the bite is not deep enough to draw copious amounts of blood, the bactieria in the partners mouth may cause a nasty infection that requires serious hospitalization.
Dude : Did you hear about the 30,000 bite wound cases reported in ERs this year? They call it the twilight effect, stupid people trying to act like vampires.
Chick: Dont judge them, vampires are hot.
Dude: Because nothing says "I love you" like losing a quart of blood.
Chick: You suck, your nothing like Edward Cullen, im going ot read twilight 100 times to purge my mind of any trace of reality.
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Also called TD.
When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.
Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.
Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on
Guy: Okay :(
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THE BEST movie and book ever(:
everyone who reads this and watches this will fall in love like Edward and Bella. Stephanie Meyer is a phenomenal writer, she wrote any other books that were as good as this (:
In chapter 16 in the book Twilight she meets The Cullen's.
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(concerning the book series)its a book series that fat, dumb,gross freshman girls read, very gay book series, and the movie was like playing leap-frog with unicorns, loserish gay girls with no friends read these books, and its a trend that is building. Please stop this second wave of harry potter esque reading,
Guy 1- hey i heard julie wanted to hang out this weekend whatcha think john?
Guy 2- nooo way fuck tht - she reads those twilight books, shes a loser outcast FREAK
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