Twin Flame

A type of abusive relationship that helps you heal past trauma by replicating past trauma. Potentially very dangerous. Spiritual leaders try to sell you your own feelings. Promises of an ultimate union where you are no longer treated like shit. Might not be worth the wait.

You: But I can't leave him, he's my twin flame. If I leave him I'll never feel like this again *Makes excuses for abusive behaviour*

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Olsen Twins

the hottest bitches I wish i fucked. If u dont like 1 u can like the other...cuz theres two.

i dont care how many bad movies they have made i wanna suck on their nipples

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Wonder Twin

The Wonder Twin is a congratulatory sexual position involving two men and one woman.

Much like London Bridge move, the woman is on all fours, and the men are on opposite sides. The men touch fists like the Wonder Twins from The Super Friends and yell out "Wonder Twin powers, activate!" as their own form of congratulation to one another.

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Chinese twin

Your underprivileged, third-world doppelgänger.

I saw an armless, cracked-out man that looked like me in a gutter and couldn't help but wonder if he was my Chinese twin.

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olsen twins

2 really hot twins that usually are all up on each other...not complaining though...

"The Olsen Twins are FINE!"

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Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)

They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.

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twin-ender

The act of passing gas from both one's mouth and anus simultaneously, usually caused by unexpectedly sneezing while trying to hold in a fart. Due to the great stress placed on the body while sneezing, the accompanying fart may be much louder and violent than a regular fart and often causes a small amount of anal pain.

This can be especially embarrassing in public places if the sound of the sneeze does not cover the sound of the fart.

On rare occasions, you may be unfortunate enough to encounter the 'twin-ender with sauce'. This occurs when the fart is accompanied by the expulsion of faecal matter (commonly known as a shart.)

Bill : "aaa... aaA... AAA-CHOOOFRRRRRRRRTT"

Bob : "Dude, wicked twin-ender!"

Bill : "...oh God, I think I ripped something."

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