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A vegan that dabbles in meat of course
Dave; Steve you want a bacon sandwich?
Steve; no I'm a vegan.
Dave; Go on its just a bit of bacon.
Steve; No I don't eat meat on ethical grou...... oh go on then. And so the demi-vegan was born.
I only eat beetroot burgers because cows are cute but it's gotta have cheddar on it!
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Bailing out on strenuous activity because the vegan doesn't have enough protein to sustain prolonged exercise.
He got about 3/4 of the way up the Half Dome hike before he veganed out and had to head back down. The omnivores were able to make it to the top.
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someone who stuffs chick peas up their arse
oh look robs stuffing chick peas up his arse, he must be vegan
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When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
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I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
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A vegan is someone who will definitely be hated on by non vegans or non vegetarians because they can't have the heart to be them. A true vegan or vegetarian will never want to hurt any creature. They are very loyal people, and will even die for an animal.
OMG she wrote such a long essay about why people should become vegan, she is a good girl.
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Just like hating celebrities has turned into a fad with punk'd, saying you care about the environment has now become a good way of getting laid.
Hardcore vegans are people who not only have no idea what they're talking about, but also want to push down others, even like-minded, insisting they're "more vegan" than them. You know, "my dad could beat your dad", virtual penis size, just in another way.
I think a hardcore vegan will use natural neurotoxins to poison CEOs that do animal testing and slaughtering for profit.
How many people would be vegan if the term "vegan" did not exist? Sometimes we're more concerned with a category than the values represented by the category.
How many of our dwellings are made of wood? Are you 100% sure the tree used to manufacture your little hut wasn't another creatures home before you made it part of yours?
How many wear clothes that are cotton or hemp? Snakes / lizards / bunny rabbits live in cotton and hemp fields.
At what level do you define your vegan threshold? There are plenty of micro-organisms in the water you drink.
Who are you to say one species is more important than another? Are you falling prey to the same logic animal slaughterers and profiteers misuse?
We have a good life when we have the luxury of picking and choosing what we consume for food. Make sure you're obsessing over the right things.
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any vegan who uses itimidation or any type of strong-arm tatics to use for thier cause.
Those vegan thugs from peta are scaring away my customers!
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