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I'm being watched

say Hi for me< ok?

person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."

by the definition maniac 69-24-7 April 2, 2021


Mississippi wrist watch

A bracelet of winnits. Worn most commonly by hasians... Half American, half Asians... And given as a sign of respect or friendship. Usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon.

Jo gave me the driest Mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis... Ill probably just leave em behind to rust out

by Jdubs March 31, 2013


Watch the planes land

Code for sex or getting head

Hey baby wanna go watch the planes land

by Liamisdabes February 24, 2018


Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011

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Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.

"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 7, 2013

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Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.

"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?

by What Grant did to her April 22, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

by OhCocoa April 30, 2011

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