banana boy

Slang term for a male with a penis that is curved when erect. May be a natural exaggeration of the trend for the male member to curve in this state, an indication of damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, or circulation problems in the penile blood vessels.

"Wendy is very happy with her new guy, cos hes a banana boy and it hits all the right places."

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banana buttjob

the act of inserting a banana into your partners ass, breaking the banana, and eating the banana out of their ass. extremely kinky.

guy 1: last night me, sam, and jalen gave each other banana buttjobs. it was so kinky!

guy 2: really? you shouldve got out the chocolate.

guy 1: oh we had chocolate, believe me.

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Banana Trail

When someone farts and walks past and then you smell the fart because you walked through it. Originated from the game Mario Cart when you received the bananas that drag behind your characters cart meant for another player to run into it and wipe out.

EWW Deb.. did you just leave a banana trail?

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Banana show

Traditionally eaten by Corporals of Marines as an initiation proccess. This Marine is then ridiculed for weeks on end until there are no new jokes to discuss. This show is found outside of gate 2 on Kadena Air Force Base Okinawa, Japan

Keep your eyes peeled and don't be the one!! Banana Show

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banana buttcrunch

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

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banana lube

When inserting an old, soft banana into a females ass, you would find out that it is too soft to fully please her. So then the banana squishes all over her asshole. Then add a little dick insertion, and you have 100% natural banana lube. Fully lubed up for satisfaction.

All girls are guaranteed to love the banana lube. No doubt about it.

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banana problem

1. Not knowing where or when to stop.

2. In computer programming, an algorithm with incorrect termination conditions that leads to over repetition

From the story of the kid who said, "I know how to spell 'banana,' I just don't know when to stop."

Examples: The 23rd cup holder in an SUV or software bloated from unneccessary bells and whistles.

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