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The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.
When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .
The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.
I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.
The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.
“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty”
Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.
So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?
High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.
My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him
Bed Womb
Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.
Something douchebags claim exist even though it doesn't.
1:I want to fuck that girl.
2:No. her bed count is too high.
1:Go fuck yourself.