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Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.
The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.
A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.
milk bomb prank stink horrible
Milk Bomb
A baby who breastfeeds.
My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal!
Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.
Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.
my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!