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alice is the person we all aspire to be; smart, kind, and deeply, deeply intelligent.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
daisy: that girl alice is a different breed of smart.
megan: i know- i wish i could be her
US Army infantryman's backpack.
My Alice still has Iraqi sand in it.
Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.
Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick
Person A: I hear a lot about Alice in my physics class!
Person B: This is a self-referential humor
Alice is a pick me girl, she is so self centered. She never thinks about anyone but herself, if you told her who your crush was then she would flirt with them then say "Sorry I forgot you liked them!"
"Hey Alice! You look really nice today!", "I know, I always look good. And you're looking.... Alive?.."
Alice is the most beautiful, creative and talented person you'll ever meet. Alice is fun and supportive of everyone. She is like a mom to everyone and is very nice and gentle. Everybody loves Alice, and everybody needs an Alice in their life.
Wow you are so nice! You're like Alice.
She is so pretty, she's just like Alice.
A gorgeous women that really knows how to deal with cock (chicken), and She really like the milk that It produces.
To the girl who's Reading this: I Hope you are like Alice Redlips so you can make me a Little Happy boi