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International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 8th too.
Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 8th! Let's get it on bestie!
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an overrated prank day that happens on April 1 of every year
ohhhh your shoe is untied! APRIL FOOLS HUR HUR
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April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day
April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂
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April 15 is national i fucked your mom day. It’s a day where you fuck somebody’s mom. Go up to anybody and say “I fucked your mom” and it will be just fine.
Boby: Hey lil tim it’s April 15! You know what that means?
Lil tim: you fucked my mom?
Boby: yes sir les get this bread
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The day when you can do anything you want (can’t be anything illegal)
Me:I’m going out bye
Mom:no you have to stay home and do homework
Me: no cause it’s April 11th
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The day where we all get high as fuck and celebrate hitler’s birthday and the columbine shooting.
April 20th “heil de fürher and let’s get as high as a giraffe’s pussy”
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