naked bacon

when a male inserts his penis into a female without protection. Unprotected Sex.

Damn i gave that broad the naked bacon, now i'm having a baby.

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kosher bacon

Used to call out a fake statement.

Fool: Man, my new car can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And I won it in a drawing at the local grocery store. I also killed a cop and got away with it.

Me: Yeah, I'll bet you got some kosher bacon too.

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Cut the Bacon

To unleash a random explosion of projectile diarrhea in your pants.

Anyone can cut the cheese in the company of females, but it takes a special kind of individual to cut the bacon.

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bacon hair

A female noob, a.k.a. n00b who wears hair that looks like bacon on habbo hotel (habbo). Many HC (Habbo Club) members make fun of these bacon hairs or bacon n00bs.

Habbo Hotel Chat Room Conversation
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Bacon Hair: oMG phr33 f00rni pl0x!11!11eleven!ong!one!111
Habbo Club: Um, no.
Bacon Hair: OmfG y00 r s00 meen1!!! i rep0ting you111
Habbo Club: Go ahead. -kicks out of chatroom-
Bacon Hair: -rejoins chat room- 0nG!!! y00 are s00 m333n m33 g3ttting my v1rtual 0nline ch4t b0yfri3nd to b33t you up!

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Canadian Bacon

Sex with a Canadian girl.

You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night

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Fakin' Bacon

"Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.

Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"

Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"

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smooth bacon

an expression of joy or amazement

I won the lottery! SMOOTH BACON!

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