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When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.
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When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.
Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,
her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she
experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of
the of men she has once pleased.
She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
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Tight black choker collar that white girls wear to identify that she can suck dick well.
Damn man, she was wearing her white girl black belt. She didn't even gag as her chin touched my ball.
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When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack
"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"
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your about to shoot a white boy
I got 9's in my belt mutha-fuckin bitch
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When an irish man pulls his package up over his belt and drops his shirt over it, then shows people unsuspectingly.
"Hey brother, come here and check out my new irish belt buckle...
SURPRISE"
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"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)