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Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

12πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Canada's History

according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"

Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!

by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010

55πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Canada Fresh

A mixture of vodka and Ginger Ale that creates a fresh taste and makes it easy to take down

wow this Canada Fresh is so easy to drink I can't even taste it

by jwill55 July 1, 2014


Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.

"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"

by MattCanada hater 69420 October 4, 2023


Ontario Canada

The world's worst place to be born causing 6.5 million suicide attempts in 30 years with their slavery and degradation and wars

Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime under agism in Ontario Canada or any Canadian provinces

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


north canada

(1) The continent also known as "North America".

The US is located in North Canada.

by ForkForkFork September 26, 2018


The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 18, 2020