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crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...

"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

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crusty porcupine

when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.

joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

by creepy grandad from sector E April 14, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


crusty jugaller

When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls.

Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller.

by NickEremias March 10, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crusty sock

A crusty fucking bitch who has bad breath and likes to be pissed on. Slightly into fingers in the bum and he has a wee lil dick. No homo

Zach is such a crusty sock

by 420ur69mum April 10, 2017

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crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.

Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.

by CG MAN August 4, 2010

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Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.

Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

by HotStickyPillow March 5, 2018

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Crusty Memes

Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.

Look at all these crusty memes

by Bman111 April 25, 2017

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