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Amogus Disease Is when Someone see's A Crewmate From the 2018 Game Among Us In normal Places Such As bins.
That bin Is kinda Sus tbh.
Holy shit You Have Amogus Disease
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A girl under the age of 18. (actually anyone under 18); Minor in the U.S. When informing another unknowing person that the girl they are peeping is under age you tell them, "she's tu yong" aka too young, with a Chinese accent to make this sometimes awkard moment funny yet surreal. Having sexual relations with a young girl is illegal and get you thrown in jail, you caught the Chinese Disease.
Pancho: Whatcha lookin at dude?
Theodore: Dat chick over there, man she's fine.
Pancho: Hey, she's got that Chinese Disease, better stay away.
Theodore: What is that, is she from China?
Pancho: No, homeboy she's tu yong.
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His memory is like his pecker, they're both kinda short and dripping gonorrhea. (AKA, CRS Disease)
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A disease that 50% of women carry that has laid dormant for over 2,000 years. Just recently in 2004 the first transmission from women to male was documented. The disease gets into the males genital region creating a rash with purple spots that sometimes contain puss. The disease is very harmful and caution must be taken. Some cases have resulted in the penis "falling off" or a mental state where the male believes such has happened.
Sally, unknowingly, gave Brad Bomar Disease and now Brad's doctor says he needs surgery for his genitals.
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When all day definitions for UD pop into your head
Guy: Doc, I think I'm sick
Doc: What do you have?
Guy: Urbandictionary disease
Doc: That's bad, smoke some weed
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A common STD causing facial skin flakeage.
Allison's Mebanes began to flair up causing her chin to look ashy.
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An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:
•whining,
•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,
•rash,
•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left
Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.
Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."
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