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When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.
Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.
Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.
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1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.
2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.
"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"
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While having sex in the doggy style position, the girl reaches back in-between her legs and plays with the guys balls.
1- "Dude she gave me the Back Seat Driver last night"
2- "Nice! How was it?"
1- "She totally caught me by surprise and made me cum. It was bossy!"
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The biggest jerks on the road, most of the time if somebody cuts you off, speeds, gets too close, or is an all around jerkish driver, they will most likely be in a white car.
That is the third time somebody's almost hit me today, and they were ALL white car drivers!
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Rissian Pencil Driver; When a man turns a woman and pressed her back to a wall while standing her on her head and climbs on a higher level to drop down and penatrate straight down; either anal or vaginal.
"It was so hot when I was fucking my girl, so I just climbed up on her dresser and dropped down to give her a Russian Pencil Driver, she screamed and almost broke her neck, luckily I've was practicing."
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Biggest Virgin in all of Montgomery Academy
Hey look it’s Luis the D1 Robot Driver!
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When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.
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