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When you know someone who always guarantees a good laugh for their intoxicated behavior
Goose: Dude, Rudy threw up on that guy's couch last night and in my breakfast this morning.
Phil: Okay he just got nominated as my drunk idol!
When a person is a very happy person, under normal circumstances, but as soon as he/she is intoxicated, flips the switch and becomes the most angry person alive. He or she may flip bar stools and tables, spill drinks, break glasses, tell you that you're a horrible person and walk out flipping off the entire bar. Next day, they tell you that you're the best person alive.
Nick is such a great guy, his only issue is he's a bipolar drunk.
When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.
"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey
How to describe someone who has the potential to be attractive, but only after a drink or two...or five
Steve: "Hey man; what do you think of that girl in the next row?"
Bill: "I don't know...I guess she's drunk cute."
Steve: "Yeah. I could see me trying to pick her up after a couple."
Bill: "Word; after a few Jack Daniels I'd definetly try to get her home."
to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night
"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"
"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."
a type of kush so strong, when smoked, it makes one feel like they are drunk. found mainly in california, but known to get around different parts of the usa, primarily houston texas. popcornish in looks, and almost odorless.
omfg dude, me and taylor smoked a bowl of that drunk skunk and it felt like we had downed a whole fackin' bottle of jack daniels, homie. uhhhhhh *cums*
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The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!
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