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Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.
That almond eater won't stop staring at us.
He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.
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common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of muff, sweet muff.
to the bar lady:
"i'll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?"
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A girl that seems ok at first but then turns out to be a horrible monster who's pussy has teeth and will literally eat a man's dick. A man eater is very cunning and always plans out at length who will be the next victim. Alcohol is often used by man eaters to render their victims defenseless.
"I thought she was cool but she's just a man eater."
"That chick got me totally wasted last night and man ate the shit out of me. My penis is gone."
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Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.
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someone who is not of italian descent.
That cake eater has so much Guinness running through his potato-clogged veins. Who does he think he is, Saint Patrick?
We made be called dago, guido, or wop, but that's only by jealous cake-eaters.
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A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."
Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome."
Bill: "You fucking cake eater."
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