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Wrap your significant other in a big hug, and then lick, with a wide tongue, from the base of their neck to the bottom of their ear.
I gave Cassandra a French hug last night, she's a big fan.
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A condom. Used to protect against AIDS and HIVs during sex.
Man: I wish I wore a french letter at the prom.
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36,000 people with their hands in the air.
The french army is the butt of many jokes. The accusations of cowardice are often strongly denied, although never when there's anyone else to hear. Just in case.
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When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.
I made my dick tent into a french oven.
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1. A deep-fried food made with potato, and originated in Belgium. Bear in mind that the word "French" in the term is a verb, NOT noun.
2. What some ignorant like to call "Freedom Fries"
3. Others simply refer it as fries.
Want some french fries?
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A game where a group of people, male and female, pick two players to remove their clothes until they are naked and cover their chest and genitalia with whipped cream and everybody else has to pick a spot in one of those areas and lick a portion off until one of the players has little to no whipped cream remaining on their body. It doesn't matter whether the person covered in whipped cream is the same gender as the person who has to lick a section off. There are three levels to the game. In the first level, the two competitors are female. The second level, the competitors are both male. In the final level, the competitors are male and female. The levels can be rotated until every person in the group has been chosen. The game players have a choice about whom they want to lick and there are no boundaries. There are different variants of the game. For example, players can have winners in each level compete against each other until there is one person left as the winner. This game is popular with bi-sexuals, people who are comfortable with their sexuality, or anyone curious enough to experiment the same sex.
Girl #1: "I'm so bored at this party!!"
Boy #1: "I know what you mean!"
Boy #2: "Hey everyone! How about we play French lick?"
Girl #2: "I'm down for it! How about you guys? Wanna play?"
Girl #1: "I don't know...."
Girl #2: "C'mon, you know you wanna!" *starts touching girl's hips*
Girl #1: "Oh, all right! As long as you keep picking me." *smile sexily*
Girl #2: "Oh, I will." *licks lips*
Boy #1: "Sweet!" *brofists boy #2*
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The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.
Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.
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