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A human in particular, that when Professor God made him/her in his lab, he made the mistake of knocking over a vial of Chemical Asshole, making them into a giant future backstabber and unproductive shit stain member to society. Thus creating the Fuckity Fuckboys.
Nobody likes Johnny because Johnny is is a fuck and he screws over everyone for his own gain.
Fuck can be used in any spot in a sentence.
Take Gordon Ramsay for example
“This is FUCKING bullshit you Fucking god damn lunatic. Why in the fucking hell would you make this are you trying to fucking kill me”
-Gordon Ramsay
A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
1. FUCK! (Expression) A word called out while experiencing shock, pain, anger or any sudden emotion. Rudeness: 9/10
2. I don't give a FUCK, idgaF, I couldn't give two FUCKS, last time I gave a FUCK... (Expression) used in the listed expressions, meaning "I don't care AT ALL".
3. To FUCK (verb) The action of engaging in sexual activity, whether that be two or more external sex organs making contact, or one's penis being placed in one's oral oriface, anal oriface, vaginal oriface, or rubbed aggressively throughout one's body.
4. To FUCK one's self (verb) an expression used to tell someone to leave when one has been roasted too vigorously and has lost all confidence.
- The action of bringing sexual pleasure to one's self to the point of orgasm, also known as masturbation or jacking off.
5. A FUCK (noun) A metaphorical object one does not give when they are experiencing a lack of interest.
6. To FUCK up (verb) To make a great mistake. See also: to bomb, to screw up
7. To FUCK with (verb) To cause trouble, start beef, or to joke with.
- Could also mean to have sex with.
8. Motherfucker (noun) a name used to describe one out of anger, or to call friends whilst joking around/ fucking around. Rudeness with friends: 0/10, Rudeness to strangers, respected personnel, and random peers: 10/10
9. FUCKING (adjective) is inserted before a word to emphasize meaning.
10. FUCKED up (adjective) the state of being severely baked.
-psychotic, morbid, or makes people uncomfortable
-kinky
11. FUCK off (verb) leave. Exit. Remove yourself. Get ur motherfucking cheating white ass OUTTA my presence!
EXAMPLES:
1. Fuck! I just dropped my new iPhone 7 in the sewer because my useless cordless headphones failed to catch it!
Wallace: *Calls girl fat*
Marshal: what the fuck, dude!
*group of social rejects proceed to beat Wallace up*
2. Jolien: I give blowjobs for $2.00. XD
Jack: I don't give a fuck. Why don't you give one to Dylan.
3. Did you hear the rumour about the unknown girl who fucked 4 guys?
4. Lily: You're as real as Kylie Jenner's lips, u basic hoe.
Christina: Go fuck yourself.
5. I gave my last fuck away 2 years ago.
6. Aria: Babe, you got me pregnant!!
Riley: I dun fucked up... 29 times.
7. The song lyrics: "fucking with Brie Buckley, you're gon get fucked over"
*Goes on psychotic rant and death threats about anonymous female, spreading fear throughout highschool* Oh ya man I'm just fucking with y'all<3
8. Get that shit out of my residence, you alcoholic motherfuckers!
9. Taylor: I still love you even though I hooked up with 3 other guys. <3 rawr xD
Remi: Leave me alone you fucking whore!
10. Duuuuddeeeeeee, that slightly illegal LSD got me fucked up!
Rachel: I want to crucify you all!
Owen: That's so fucked up...
11. Emo kid: Can everyone just fuck off! >:( O.o |-/
1. What someone is doing to me right now.
2. Something you say out of pure anger.
3. Something that won't ever happen to you.
(1) Girl: A-ah~ m-more daddy!
(2) Random person: FUCK YOU SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING-
(The most vesatile wird in the English language)
Noun: I Don't Give A Fuck!
Command: Fuck You!
Verb: I Like ToFuck.
Question: What The Fuck?
Foreplay: Wanna Fuck?
Exclamation: Oh Fuck!
Apology: Oh Fuck, I'm Sorry.
Adverb: I Fucking Love This!
Pronoun: Fucktard
Root word: DumbFuck
Adjective: The Best Fucking Word Ever!
"Oh fuck No she ugly"
"Babs I wanna Fuck"
"fuck, Mamas fucking gorgeous and thicc