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Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 28, 2024


Oil Glazing

Topping a dessert with a woman's cum. See Jizz Topping for when it's a man's.

His cupcakes seemed rather boring still gave it an oil glazing.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014


D1 Glazing

When someone keeps dickriding you for attention because their a little attention seeking cry baby bitch who posts sad shit about her/his ex 24/7.

Man that bitch named Alma is D1 glazing that guy

by 1wild3 December 03, 2023


glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 25, 2024


glaze me

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

by February 10, 2024


The Sudanese Glazing

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
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2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.

1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.

by April 16, 2025


Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 02, 2023