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A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.
Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.
A "cool guy" in a shitty souped up car such as a Pontiac Sunfinre or Chevy Cavalier. Possibly with bucket seats, usually standard transmission. As the left hand is on the steering wheel with the arm partially hiding the face.
This cho guy rolled up on us.
This is a state of mind. And Energy. Can be masculine or feminine. An Enigma.
Have you read the classic family favorite book "Harry Potter and The Order of The Butt Guy"
1. A manipulative male that forms friendships with females under the false pretense that it won't be a sexual relationship. All the while actually lusting after the female. He is then generally confused as to why the female goes after males that are open about their desires, and blames the female when it is his own fault for creating a friendship when he really wanted to date her.
2. The guy that's always there for his friends.
1. "Jim's such a nice guy, he tried to get into my pants after telling me he just wanted to be friends."
2. "Alex came through real good tonight."
"Yeah, I can't believe he bailed us all out, how much was it total $400?"
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One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines
"Oh BOB SAGET!"
"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"
"Eat my short dick!"
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Among the usually loud, outspoken, boisterous, and hardcore fans that attended the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) federation, stood a middle-to-late-aged man at the front row, "The Hat Guy", who was well-known just for being an even louder, even more outspoken and more boisterous fan than any of his peers. When everyone else was sitting down, he would randomly stand up (on average 30 times during the entire show, (if not more) and bark things at the wrestlers, referees, women, and just about anybody who walked into the wrestling ring.
It seemed like he showed up at nearly every single ECW event.
And since no one knew his name, they identify him as "The Hat Guy"
Wrestling Fan #2: Who's that guy screaming in the front row?
Wrestling Fan #1: Oh that's the hat guy.
Wrestlign Fan#2: What's his name?
Wrestling Fan#1: No one knows. He's just 'the hat guy'.
Wrestling Fan #2: He part of the show?
Wrestling Fan #1: Although it seems like he is, he's not.
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The most wonderful (boy or man or guy) you will ever meet. He is nice to you. When u guys text he sometimes writes back but he always knows what to say. You can always rely on him. You will end up being bestfriends before anything else. (Bf and gf and or husband and wife)... Even if you brake up if u go out, you will still be
friends... He may cheat, but, in his mind he never meant to hurt you. He can be short or medium most likely not tall..
Mackenzie (guy) and I are goin to the mall.
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