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when a female/male is engaging in oral activities on either the same or opposite sex and will only complete the job half way. This is either followed with intercourse or the aroused personal finishing the job off with self or objects depending on the preference. This can either be a really big let down for the personal if the half head leads to a fight or other disapointing events but on contary it could also lead to the extreme pleasures of an orgasm during penitrations.
ashden was giving jake oral pleasures but after about 5 minutes of giving a head job she descided that half head was best and intercourse should follow and in doing so fucked jake dry.
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HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.
As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.
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Half a boyfriend, a boyfriend that got cut in half.
Girl- That's my half boyfriend, he's been like this for 2 months now.
Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.
Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.
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A girl who friend-zoned you but still flirts and hangs out with you as if she were your's
friend-zone
"Bruh, I saw you and Jyothi flirting af over text, is she your girlfriend?"
"Na! That bitch friend-zoned me ages ago, she's now my half girlfriend"
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When having sex with your girl, and your pants are by your ankles. Having sex quick without getting undressed.
I gave my girl the Half Windsor right before my friends picked me up.
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How you feel when you love somebody, but you know what's happening is for the best. You don't want it to happen, but you both know that it needs to.
Your heart belongs to them, leaving you feeling empty and alone; with only half a heart.
Lover 1: "I miss you"
Lover 2: "I miss you more"
L1: "No, you don't, I'm living with half a heart"
L2: "I'm living with a quarter of a heart, as mine belongs with you"
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a stupid mother fucker whos brain is the equiv of half a meatball
she is a half a meatball because she is a dumbass motherfucker
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