a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation
hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.
k see ya
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You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.
Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.
As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"
a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard
“hey hockey gab”
Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.
The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.
“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”