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make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2010

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The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.

"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"

by Terry Koch February 2, 2007


finger hockey

Fast fingering a female

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.

by gman75 July 29, 2024


hockey cunt

Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.

As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"

by Silly_Ghillie December 12, 2015


hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard

hey hockey gab”

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020


select hockey

Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.

My son plays select hockey

by Puck snaps February 27, 2018


Hockey Gouging

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.

“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”

by pseudenym May 17, 2018