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A girl who you don't realize is is sexy until you've seen her several times because she does not flaunt or rely on her looks to gain attention or credit
Guy #1 Did you see Aubrey in that new series? She's a great actress and I didn't even realize how hot she was until the last episode
Guy #2 Me Too, She is totally Sneaky Hot
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A particularly pungent, searing blast of gas from the anus. Usually following overindulgence in buffalo wings, beer and/or ribs.
"Darling, your spiced pasta was wonderful, but it's given me a severe bout of hot thunder."
"Hot Chats" refers to banter, debate and/or commentary that is no longer polite or respectful of the normal boundaries of conversation, that occurs amongst friends and usually as a sign of camaraderie. Often 'hot chats' tread into territory which may inadvertently - or completely deliberately - embarrass, expose or diminish those involved or someone else within the known community. The deeper the wounding that could occur to egos and/or reputations involved - the 'hotter' the chat.
Man that call last night was full of hot chats.
A special kind of Swedish massage in which a well-oiled finger is inserted gently into the anus. For full effect, the masseuse must be made extremely uncomfortable and you must provide text message proof of the exchange.
I went to get a Hot Watson and now I’m being sued by 23 people. This must be what it feels like to be a celebrity!
Pepper spray
Due to the fact that this defensive weapon is derived from chili peppers and ranges from 2,000,000 to 4,500,000 Scoville units. (The hottest pepper in the world is 2,200,000)
Me: “Yeah this guy was coming at me with a baseball bat just now so I gave him the hot sauce.”
Other guy: “Holy shit man, is he ok?”
Me: “No… no he is not.”
This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
The absolute best and worst type of girl. She will be extremely attractive, cock loving, irresistible and easy to get in bed with.
These girls are sexy and fun, but not meant for dating. Once dating a hot slut, you will be subject to cheating, lying and heart break as she continues to love the cocks of other men.
Hot sluts are for fucking, not loving.
Jon met Ashley at a pool party. Jon was distracted by her hot body and fantastic blow job. Jon committed suicide several months later as Ashley blew 5 of his friends. Ashley was a hot slut.
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