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The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"
Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
see Cleveland Steamer, just add lots of nuts in the feces.
Man he really gave me the Detroit Nutty tonight
Liquor with jingle bells
Last night I got messed up on some detroit smellers
Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand
"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"
Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
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When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
The Detroit Special is when you break someone’s kneecaps, usually in response to a perceived aggression
“Those refs really fucked up that Lion’s game. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave them The Detroit Special.”