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1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide
2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"
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Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.
When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.
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President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.
Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.
Me: Is that good diplomacy?
Him: What do you think?
1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you on the ass." More popularly known as "Fuck your ass."
Fred: "Hey Joe, wanna know what I did with your girlfriend last night?"
Joe: "Jock your pies!"
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Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.
Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.
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Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:
The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.
Here are some tips to concider
do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.
remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.
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Jock McThick refers to anything really. As long as you and the other person(s) understand what you referring to. or have discussed it before hand and are now talking about it again in a different form.
mark: are we going to watch porn tonight?
david: yeah.
(2 hours later)
david: okay lets go watch jock mcthick
look at those jock mcthicks mcthicketing
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