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When the juvenile of the species felis catus appears to be abnormally obese
Person: THIS KITTEN FUCKIN OBEAST
my kitten lachu is a very good kitten who loves her mommy. she also is a very naughty kitten at night;)
Guys have you seen my kitten lachu, she has been gone for a while!
A group of people in a Discord server/community who behave overly wholesome to the point of arousing suspicion as to how they actually behave behind closed doors, or will behave upon a mask off moment. They're generally seen in groups, posting hugging emotes upon seeing other specific users, making comments like calling others cute in the midst of an on-going conversation, and a few others.
Although it isn't all that common for someone in a Discord Kitten Colony to secretly be terrible people, it's incredibly noticable when they reveal themselves as such: typically by either starting a flame war, having a meltdown, or saying something to get banned.
"What's up with all those guys posting the :cuddle: emote when seeing each other?"
"Oh, don't pay much attention to them, that's just the server's Discord Kitten Colony."
"Any specific users I should be concerned about?"
"The guy with a Zero-Two PFP secretly hates gay people and the guy with the Courier Six avatar likes lolicon. The rest are normal. Well, relatively normal."
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The butt, or more specifically, anus
-So how's your new girlfriend
-She's ok, but she won't take it in the rusty kitten
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A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."
Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!
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Humans that are cosplaying as kittens but in Discord. Known as Discord E-Kittens. Their daily breakfast, lunch, and dinner are nitro, robux, and gamepasses. They are either trollers or actual girls.
Discord E-Kitten: uwu
Discord Moderator: Wanna be my Discord E-kitten?
Discord E-Kitten: ok! :3
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A kitten that fucks little kids for fun and eats their dick like it’s a hotdog
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