les mis game

The game made by my good friend and his girlfriend. The only rule for it is when ever anyone sings the male gets a blow job. If there are two males involved they take turns.

Molly: "Hey ewan do you want to watch les mis, we can play the les mis game."
Ewan: "God yes"

le súile diamhra

An Irish Gaelic expression which literally translates as "with mystical eyes" but whose acronymic derivative is a reference to the hallucinogenic drug LSD.

I gave you a tab of le súile diamhra so you should probably get the next round of drinks

Le 12e RBC

Le 12e RBC est une maladie qui affecte le système nerveux chez les jeunes de 18 à 25 ans qui sont en soif d'aventure et de défi. Les effets majeurs sont:
Le désir de mourir de façon douloureuse Ex: J'ai envie de crisser mon char dans un mur.
La perte de la capacité à être heureux
La perte de capacité à comuniqué Ex: AAAAAHHHHHHH OUAINNNN CHECK MES PIPESSSSS!!!!

Ah fuck les gars... J'ai pogné le 12e!

CALLISSSSS J'AI LE 12E RBC DANS CUL!!!

Pour les garcons

Pour les garcons is a very common phrase used in the UK & France meaning "For the boys"

You mostly use the phrase when your telling a friend to do something Pour les garcons (for the boys)
Only use the phrase if you know what you are doing

Bet you wont jump into that pool Pour les Garcons
Russ you won't do it pour les garcons

Le Big Mac

What they call a Big Mac in France

You know what I learned from Pulp Fiction?
What's that?
I learned what they call a Big Mac in France.
What might that be?
Le Big Mac.
Wow. Le Big Mac. I'm glad you told me that. That would be some knowledgeable information to place in my noggen for future reference, especially if I visit France.
Word.

chester-le-street

shitty town full of fat, smelly charvers.

Most teenager in chester-le-street are pregnant.

le big poop

when you take a shit so large that you're proud of it

I just did "le big poop." It was SO large that I flushed three times and it was still there. Stinky too. I'll bet you can't do "le big poop."