perte

A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.

Arke does NOT have a wild ass.

perte: I don't like arke's ass
-meme posted-
perte: shh

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perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

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perts

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

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pert

a shout-out to a girl’s technical or artistic capability as being expert and pertinent. Used specifically to draw attention to a female’s value, beyond her physical appearance, or in the context of a male dominated activity.

Girl, that’s pert. (Male or Female commenting on a female friend’s digital art on sale as an NFT)

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Pert

Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.

Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!

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Pert

A positive adjective describing a body part that is petite and perfectly formed.

1) Charlie Harper: Grab that pert little ass!

2) "Dig those pert breasts on that fine chick!"

3) "She's so cute with her pert, little nose and soft, smooth cheeks."

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pert

According to a group of cocky whores at rockford lutheran, this word can basically mean anything...

OMG IM SO PERT!! (omg im so horny)
WHAT THE PERT IS THAT?? (what the fuck is thAt)
LOOK AT THAT PERT-O!! (look at that sexy guy!)

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