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Magic Bum

A lazy -- often homosexual -- individual that has a (or many) mental illnesses almost always including Asperger's. Favorite activities usually take the form of FurryCon or the closest Wendy's.

yoo dat nigga a magic bum fo sho

by Wet Waffles May 20, 2020


Daddy Magic

The type of magic that asshole Willy Stampler tried to take from Darryl Willson, Ron Stampler, Henry Oak and Glenn Close

Person 1: Did you listen to dungeons and daddies season one?
Person 2: Yeah, there's a lot of Daddy Magic

by Broman memedude January 17, 2023


The Magic Doodangle

A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"

1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"

2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"

by Wolf Daddy February 12, 2020


magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 23, 2023


Magic Michalik

Magic is an amazing person with the kindest heart, anyone who hates magic is missing out on his amazing smile and personality. Magic can have major mood swings and sometimes need space but overall magic is the best person you will ever meet!

Omg there is no jam what will he do?

Magic michalik is the best, kindest and most amazing person ever!

by Magic is amazing November 19, 2019


magic q

The last quarter ounce of drugs. Known for its potency and high desirability.

I can't believe how ripped Joe got off of my magic q last night.

I've got to get more for my stash. I'm down to my magic q.

by MagicRay June 24, 2009


Carnie Magic

When you are really good at doing stupid shit like trick shots.

I played beerpong and lost because his teammate had that carnie magic

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019