Mashed is a word which describes a person who has just completed a difficult task and is feeling great.
bro ur so mashed! i hope you remain like that after every exam
Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.
"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."
To say sweet things about someone.
Troy mashed about me to his friends.
Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing
The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.
When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.
Toe-Mash YUM...
Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!