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Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.
Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
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High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration.
violent masturbation
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High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids squirting and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration. Well known squirters/violent masturbators pornstars include jada fire, cithera, annie cruz, amile waters, etc.
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First you have to move your penis up and down. And then pull it a little.
I like to masturbate (male) while watching football
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"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."
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When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out
Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*
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Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."
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When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!