Miller is
Miller is gonna make a single women happy cough cough sophie gillies
A man whose penis is so small he's unable to masturbate in the usual manner stroking up and down the shaft, instead he uses one finger and rotates around the tiny head like a miller churning a tiny mill.
My ex is a miller, I couldn't find his cock with the lights turned on.
One who crushes solid truths into powdery fallacy.
A propangandist is the miller who grinds what is into what he wants you to believe.
A massive paedophile. A person who likes children.
Miller to 13 year old girls "why y'all so Hecking gorgeous"
Miller is a funny girl who will always understand you. They will make you laugh, smile, and help you get over your bad days. Whenever you need someone to cheer you up or make you smile call or go out with Miller. They will never let you down and will always keep your secrets. Many boys will act dumb around her and her friends but she will always tell you to walk away. If you ever meet a Miller I would try to talk to her because there are chances she will change your life.
When you have a bad day
Miller - What do you call a bommer that won't come back?
You - What
Miller - a stick.
You - hahahhah
Miller is the best person in the entire world, he is the strong, the almighty father, he is the creator of heaven for real, he loves eating spaghetti, and yo don't want to mess with him, or he will eat your face
"Bro Miller is a straight Gangsta"
"Miller Moment"