A 'Mouth Mullet' is a much better term than 'Goatee'- Sounds like a Pomi taking the piss, while telling your girl to teabag his balls after deepthroating his peanut.
Ah, I like your Mouth Mullet... flickit...
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A very sexy type of mullet. Attracts hardcore black men and white men. Usually carried by fisherman and a football player that live near Kamloops British Columbia.
Short or clean shave in the pubic area and no grooming in rear… anal area.
When she pulled her bikini bottom off she was downtown mullet— business in the front party in the back!
An alternative hair style that is used to fight back agents begets who don't know there place, if a beget will see a women wearing a she mullet they will be angry because they know in there little heads there being made fun off
"She looks amazing with there new she mullet,"
If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.
I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called
Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid
Business in the front (penis / vagina)
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!