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a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.
Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.
A teenager of Mexican ('Can) decent.
This God damned Can-teen is tailgating the shit out of me with his slammed CRX.
a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.
yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!
A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.
Jordan's really lucky. Sarah let him tennis can her.
When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.
"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"
"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."
the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.
She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.
I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!