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A Diddly Dan is a person that like too diddle, which means dick play.
Guy 1: yoo bro stop being a Diddly Dan
Diddly Dan: I'm sorry I got a porn addiction
Guy 1: bro..
When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.
But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.
A term used for A British boy who knows all possible slang
Dan:That's peak fam
Timos: didn't ask
Francis: such a Dan Haider
When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.
"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."
Having a great Twitter conversation.
Man, are you following them? There was a great dave-danning tonight!
The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.
Baby dan is the absolute cutest.
Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!