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Someone with a head the size of a watermelon on top of their neck. Usually they will claim that it is their hair that makes their head so big they can not even wear a standard hat, unless it was made for an elephant, but in the end their skull really his at minimum the size of a bowling ball, and usually their brain is about the size of a pea. Even though their head is unusually large, they are quite retarded and often times have what is known as "Fat-Head Syndrome". That is where they think they know everything, and have advice on things they have never even done before. Fat-Head Syndrome also gives said fat headed person an ego the size of their dome, which makes them think they are a bad-ass. Most commonly a fat headed person will work out all the time so they can try to grow their small bodies to match their fat ass head.
Hey Fat Head, why is your head so damn big?
- Its not my head, it is my hair
Oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that massive melon?
- I don't. I am going to the gym to work out.
Oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours..... Maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.
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if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection
When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat
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A "Fat John" is a code word for the act of taking a poop. No one is exactly sure where the name came from, but it originated in Manchester, NH and has since spread. When referring to a Fat John, the you usually pretend it is a real person.
Person 1: "Dude, Fat John is about to visit me!"
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
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Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.
Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
"So...you going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."
"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."
"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."
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Someone who just eats constantly everyday and never excersises or does shit about it
Brian, Milton, and Andy are fat boys but PABLO IS ONE FAT BITCH!!!
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Used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what Jesus would be like if McDonalds and DVDs existed in 4th century Judea.
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
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An offensively large dump. A crap of such grave proportions, that should the cruel bastard decide to deliver it whole (without any effort of pinching it off, flushing in between), such a deed would amount to nothing less than an act of pure, unabated vandalism; a destruction of public or private property, with due compensation and mandatory letter of apology to the caretaker of said toilet.
Accomplice: Where ya goin?
Offender: Just poppin' into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
*closes door*
*speaking through the door, the conversation continues*
Accomplice: Have you prepared you're letter of apology?
Offender: Aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.
"The fuck?! Who broke my toilet? Whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when I find out, I swear I'll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you'll be belching farts for the next week and a half!"
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