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When a man pisses into the wind.
Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.
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Fellating someone while wearing bright red lipstick.
My dick is red from the french polishing I got.
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When a females head is in the lap of a males, and the male farts and pulls a blanket over the females head or when a male and a female are in bed, and the male farts and pulls the covers of the females head
Danny put ashley in the polish oven last night after a bean filled dinner.
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Someone who takes your idea and makes them seem like theirs without giving you credit for the creation of the idea.
At work, watch out for apple polishers.
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Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.
"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."
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Back in the day, before there had been a Polish Pope, back when no one thought there would ever be anything other than an Italian Pope, people used to say this ironically, that is, as a way to say "no way, not in a thousand years!"
Now it can be used to indicate something that was thought to be improbable but that actually happened.
Another old one was "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" which led to "Does the Pope shit in the woods"
ORIGINAL USAGE:
Do you think we'll get a good raise this year?
Is the Pope Polish?
ALTERNATE NEW USAGE:
Do you think Obama will try to run for President in 2016?
Is the Pope Polish?
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Spreading someone's asshole like a pollack and a shoving cock inside.
Sully gave dave the old polish meatball.
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