When someone looks Hotter irl than their social media pictures
Reverse Catfish: Susanna
When you wee inside a womans vagina while having sex
Telling someone the truth repeatedly to insinuate or imply that it is false, employing Reverse Psychology. This is normally used with phrases that sound far-fetched or even unrealistic because it is easier for someone to dismiss the repeated statement as false and assume that it's a joke or convincing themselves that it will not happen.
17 year old: I'm going to buy 10 Bottles of Jack Daniel's for my 18th birthday.
17 year old repeats this phrase multiple times to one or more people each to employ Reverse Gaslighting, they then proceed to buy 10 Bottles of Jack Daniel's on their 18th Birthday.
When you masterbate the opposite rhythm
Wow you try reverse masterbate
Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.
“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”
When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls
Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.