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A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something
Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?
The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess
"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"
Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.
Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.
I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.
Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.